We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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