I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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