It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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