Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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