i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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