This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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