I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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