I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
