I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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