so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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