What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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