the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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