I am puke
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
