So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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