Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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