okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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