He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What did we do last night that was yellow?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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