You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just cropdusted the office
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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