normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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