What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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