let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Drunk is not a location!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
