You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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