Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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