I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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