question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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