never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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