do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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