The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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