Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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