i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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