some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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