yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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