Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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