Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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