Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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