My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think I died a long time ago.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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