What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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