I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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