No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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