I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize