i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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