Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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