you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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