i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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