Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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