there was a trapeze. enough said
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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