did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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