Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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