"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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