Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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