Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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