Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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