i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
bring money and cleavage
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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