I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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