So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
