actually, I'm a sock model
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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